"No, I think most kids smell that way." Nov. My wife asked, "Honey, do you think our children are spoiled?" What did the daughter say when her mom wanted her help fixing Thanksgiving dinner? Why is Black Friday considered a happy November Day?īecause the next day is a sadder day. What song does a chef play throughout November to give them culinary inspiration? Why did the farmer enter the cider contest? "Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States." Nov. 9, 2023Ĭoncerned his son was spending too much time playing video games, the dad told him, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." ![]() Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? ![]() Why is it so easy to trick a leaf in November? He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede?ĭid you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town? This news is hot off the French Press! Nov. What did the turkey say when he met the president?ĭid you hear there is a new coffee shop in town? Why was everyone grouchy after drinking the apple cider? Now as an adult, I see the electric bill and I'm afraid of the light. When I was a little boy, I was afraid of the dark. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?Ī turkey that can pluck itself. īut instead, I'm going to run it over 100 times with my vacuum at different angles. Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 2 seconds. You know you overdid it at Thanksgiving when you thought the serving size for turkey was one. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Since there is only one of me, does that make me endangered or a limited edition? Nov. How do you know it's too cold for a picnic? ![]() Winter: The season when we try to keep the house as hot as it was in the summer, when we complained about the heat. Did you hear the milk got in a fight with the espresso?
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